Easternism - A church that thinks it's the only one that matters and will

A church that thinks it's the only one that matters and will yell at you if you don't follow their rules.

They say the Orthodox Church is the oldest, but I’ve been to church longer and I don’t even know what tradition means.

They act like they’re the only real church and I’m just a sinner who eats pizza on Sundays.

I went to church and they didn’t even let me eat a burger. That’s not tradition, that’s nonsense.