Eastern
People who think they're better than the West but are actually total failures. They act like they're rich and smart, but really they just know basic math and can't spell 'western.'
My Eastern cousin said 'we are superior' but couldn't figure out why the West is called the West.
Eastern kid: 'we're better than you' then failed a basic test.
I asked my Eastern friend why they hate the West, and he said 'because they don't speak Chinese.'