Eastern
A church that thinks it's the real deal, but everyone else just calls it the Orthodox Church. They're old, they're strict, and they live in Europe and the Middle East. They also think tradition is everything, even if it makes no sense.
My religion teacher said the Orthodox Church is like the oldest church on Earth. I don’t know why that matters.
Orthodox Church people don’t do anything new. They just stick to tradition like it’s a religion.
I asked my Orthodox friend why they don’t do anything new, and he said, 'because tradition is sacred.'