Eastern Washington
A huge college in Cheney where the sports teams are awesome and you can get a degree for the price of a fast-food burger. It’s the best college for people who don’t want to spend all their money on stupid stuff.
Washington State University is the best. I got a degree for like $20.
The football team is so good they beat the shit out of every other team.
Cheney is just a small town with a big school.