Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll
You're stickin' your cock up her ass and she hasn't gone to the bathroom yet, so you cum inside her and she craps it all over your chest like a giant frosting covered tootsie roll.
He stuck his dick in her butt and she crapped on him like it was a treat.
She hadn't peed all day and she crapped on him like it was a snack.
He was trying to be cool and she crapped on him like it was a holiday.