Eastern University
A fancy school in Kentucky for cops, firefighters, and people who want to protect stuff. It’s like the Ivy League for people who work with cops and don’t know what they’re doing.
I tried to be a cop and failed because I didn’t know what a badge was.
I took a class on emergency medicine and still didn’t know what a heart attack was.
I went to a police academy and still didn’t know what a cop was.