Eastern University
A church school near Philly where everyone is either super religious, a jock, a drunk, or all three. You might be best friends with someone or get murdered by them. They also think geese are out to get them.
I had a roommate who cried during worship and then got drunk in the dorms.
I saw a guy run after a goose like it was a holy mission.
I tried to be a jock and a drunk and it didn’t work out.