Eastern Shore Sober
You live on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. You work hard. You drink like a pirate. You don’t touch drugs. Weed is just a snack. You pass out on the couch. You wake up. You go back to work. You repeat it until the weekend. Then you drink all day like it’s your birthday.
DM: 'I didn’t miss work because I passed out on my keyboard. It was like a productivity hack.'
Tweet: 'Weed is not a drug. It’s a lifestyle. I live it. I breathe it. I drink it.'
Text: 'I drank my lunch. My boss said I was working. I said I was being efficient.'