eastern shore mullet
A stupid hairdo that looks like it was put on by a drunk man with a comb. Only the Eastern Shore of Hobart would think it’s stylish.
My neighbor wears it every day. I think he’s trying to scare the mailman.
My mom tried to do it. Now she looks like she got into a fight with a hair dryer.
My friend’s dad wears it and says it’s ‘the height of fashion.’ I call it ‘the height of disaster.’