Eastern oregon
Eastern Oregon is the big chunk of Oregon that includes eight counties, some of which are so far out they think they’re in a different state. It’s got cows, mountains, and people who still think Trump is a real person.
'My cousin lives in Eastern Oregon. He says he’s from a county. I say he’s from a different planet.'
'I tried to call my friend in Eastern Oregon. The phone said ‘No service. Also, no life.’'
'Eastern Oregon is where the map ends, and my sanity begins.'