Eastern o'clock
When your company picks a meeting time that feels normal on the East Coast, but it’s like being dragged out of bed at 6 a. m. on the West Coast.
My boss said, 'We start at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. here!' He said, 'So you’re just gonna sleep through it?'
My friend asked, 'You gonna make it to the meeting?' I said, 'If I get out of bed by 6 a. m., I’ll be lucky.'
I said, 'That meeting is at 9 a. m.!' My friend said, 'That’s 6 a. m. in your time zone!' I said, 'I don’t live in your time zone, I live in a nightmare.'