Eastern Michigan University Marching Band
The EMU marching band is a group of kids who scream, stomp, and embarrass the school. They practice for hours and then perform like they’re the best thing ever. They’ve been at this for over a century and still act like they’re the first ones ever.
I tried to walk past the band and they stared me down like I was a rival.
My mom joined the band and now she texts me every day about ‘the show’.
The band played so loud that the principal had to come out and yell at them.