Eastern Kentucky University
A school in Richmond that takes six years to finish. It's the best place for people who have no idea what they're doing. It's also the number one school for people who have the worst STDs.
"I took six years to finish. I still don't know what I did.", Ryan, 2023
"This school is the best place to get an STD and a degree.", Lisa, 2024
"I went here so I could have sex and fail.", Sam, 2022