eastern european
A hot Eastern European girl with feet that look like they were sculpted by a madman. She’s sexy, slinky, and might steal your wallet after marriage.
My ex was from Ukraine and she looked like a model, but she also had feet that looked like they were from another planet.
My friend’s girlfriend is from Romania and she’s beautiful, but she ran off with a guy from Sweden after three days.
My uncle married a woman from Bulgaria and now he’s broke and lives in a van.