eastern europe
A place where Dracula probably still lives in a castle and sometimes comes out to haunt tourists who didn’t bring enough money.
My friend said he saw Dracula in Transylvania, but it was just a guy wearing a cape and eating a sandwich.
I asked my grandma if Dracula was real, and she said, 'Of course, he’s related to your uncle.'
My cousin got lost in Romania and came back with a fang and a very bad attitude.