Eastern Connecticut State University - The school for the kids who got rejected from UConn but stil

The school for the kids who got rejected from UConn but still think they're cool enough to party with the real ones.

I got rejected from UConn, now I'm at Eastern Connecticut State University, but I still party with UConn kids like I was never rejected.

My friend got rejected from UConn, now he's at Eastern Connecticut State University, but he still thinks he's one of the cool ones.

I got rejected from UConn and went to Eastern Connecticut State University, but I still party with UConn kids and act like I never got rejected.