Eastern Boarder
A stinkin' skate, bike, and snowboard store in New England that only cares about Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers. They're too clueless to know real coolness.
I went to Eastern Boarder and got yelled at for wearing Vans.
My cousin got a tattoo of the Eastern Boarder logo and now it itches all the time.
They sold me a broken skateboard and called it a 'limited edition.'