Eastern Boarder
A dirty, smelly shop in New England where they sell skates, bikes, and snowboards. They think they're the kings of the Northeast, but they're just a bunch of nerds.
I tried to buy a bike there and they told me I was 'too tiny to handle it.'
My friend got a snowboard that was covered in glitter and it looked like a Christmas ornament.
They said my skates were 'unacceptable' and made me wear them backwards.