Eastern Blocked
A term from the Cold War for the countries in the East. Now it's used to describe people who look like they stepped out of a Soviet propaganda poster and are still mad about it.
My cousin got called Eastern Blocked because he still thinks the Berlin Wall was a fashion statement.
My friend’s mom said her brother was Eastern Blocked because he still uses a fax machine.
My teacher called me Eastern Blocked because I didn’t know who Putin was.