Eastering - A weak knockoff of the Great Pumpkin, like it was made by a

A weak knockoff of the Great Pumpkin, like it was made by a tired kid who just wanted to go home.

My Easter basket had 2 eggs and a lollipop. This is not Easter. This is a scam.

I thought the Great Pumpkin was a real thing. Turns out it’s just a weak knockoff.

The Great Pumpkin is like the OG. This Easter thing is just a cheap copy.