My kid said, ‘Dad, why are you wearing my shirt?’ I said, ‘Why are you wearing my hat?’ And we both yelled, ‘I’m an Easter Pumpkin!’

At work I said, ‘I think I was a chicken last night.’ My boss said, ‘You’re not a chicken, you’re an Easter Pumpkin.’

I told my friend, ‘I think I slept in a pool.’ He said, ‘You’re not a pool guy, you’re an Easter Pumpkin.’