Easter In The Chinese New Year
Easter In The Chinese New Year is the day your favorite plant takes over your brain and you forget everything else, like your mom, your chores, and your existence.
I texted my friend, ‘I’m not coming to school. It’s 4/20, and my brain is on vacation.’
My dad said, ‘You can’t celebrate Easter In The Chinese New Year every year.’ I said, ‘Yes, I can. I’m a god.’
At lunch, I passed out from eating too much weed. My friends called me ‘The Weed King.’