Easter In The Chinese New Year
Easter In The Chinese New Year is the day your favorite plant gets all the glory, and you spend it getting stoned, talking nonsense, and pretending you’re rich.
I told my teacher, ‘I’m not paying attention because it’s 4/20, and my brain is busy.’
I tried to explain why I got a D on my math test. My friend said, ‘You were too busy being high to do math.’
I said, ‘I’m rich. I just got a million dollars from my favorite plant.’ My mom said, ‘You’re high.’