Easter hippo
The Easter hippo is a smelly, sassy hippo that replaces the Easter bunny. It eats babies and leaves crap in your Easter basket.
My kid cried when the Easter hippo showed up and pooped on his Easter eggs.
The Easter hippo came to my house and ate my pet rabbit. No mercy.
I saw the Easter hippo on TikTok. It was wearing a hat and yelling at a bunny.