Easter Gay
Easter Gay is that pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s the kind of shirt that makes you look like you were born in a candy factory. Only your closest friends or your most annoying relatives call you Easter Gay.
My brother called me Easter Gay and I threw a pillow at him.
My neighbor wore an Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a soup bowl.
My grandma’s Easter Gay has been around since the 80s and it still smells like glitter.