easter egg cunt
When a guy is stuck in church on Easter Sunday, he starts mentally undressing the women there. He imagines them all dressed like they're going to a beach party, and he pictures himself pulling them into the back of the church and shoving his face in their cleavage.
My dad got so distracted by my aunt’s dress he forgot to say ‘amen’ twice.
I imagined my brother and my cousin doing the horizontal mambo in the back of the church.
My uncle thought my mom’s Easter dress was a sign from God to get him to fight the priest.