easter egg cunt
A man forced to go to church on Easter Sunday ends up looking at the women there like they’re the last piece of cake on the table. He mentally undresses them and imagines shoving his face in their cleavage while the priest yaps about resurrection.
My cousin got dragged to church on Easter and spent the whole service imagining me and my aunt in a hot tub.
My dad looked at the ladies like they were all dressed for a beach party, not a holy day.
I was so distracted by my aunt’s Easter dress I forgot the priest said ‘amen’ three times.