easter egg cunt
A man forced to go to church on Easter Sunday ends up daydreaming about fucking the women there. He pictures them all wearing their Easter best like it’s a bondage uniform and he’s the lucky guy who gets to rip it off.
My cousin thought my aunt’s Easter dress was a sign from God to get him to fight my uncle.
I imagined my dad and my aunt making out in the back of the church like it was a romantic comedy.
My brother got so distracted by my cousin’s outfit he missed the whole sermon.