easter egg cunt
A guy stuck in church on Easter Sunday pictures all the women there like they're wearing speedos. He imagines fucking them in the back of the church like it's a Friday night at the mall and the priest is just the annoying soundtrack.
My cousin got so distracted by my aunt’s dress he forgot the priest said ‘amen’ five times.
I imagined my dad and my aunt making out in the back of the church like it was a dating show.
My brother thought my cousin’s Easter outfit was a dare to get him to fight the priest.