easter dave
A drug seller who thinks he's the king of the street and forgets to take his meds.
He told me he sold 100 pills last week. I asked, "Did you count them?" He said, "I counted the ones I didn’t lose."
He showed up at my house with a bag of pills and a look that said, "You owe me."
He said, "I’m the king of the street. You’re just a f***ing peasant."