eastchester
Eastchester is a tiny town where kids hang out at Dunkin Donuts drinking coolatas and walking around Lake Isle. But near the high school, it's all popped collars, girls who look like they're wearing nothing, and boys who think they're the king of the world because they have a BMW.
Text: I saw a girl at Dunkin Donuts wearing a bra. She’s a guido.
Tweet: I walked by Eastchester High, and it looked like a fashion show. All those girls are sluts.
DM: You think you’re the king of the world because you have a BMW? Please.