Eastbourne
A seaside town where the sun shines all the time, and old people think they’re the only ones who live there. They’re wrong. There are also druggies, pirates, and people who are completely bonkers.
I went to Eastbourne and got chased by a pirate who thought I was a tax collector.
My neighbor moved there and now she thinks she’s a pirate queen.
There are more druggies there than old people, and I’ve seen it with my own eyes.