Eastbound And Down
A goddamn funny show about a baseball loser who moves back to his hometown and teaches P. E. to kids who probably hate him. Danny McBrude plays the main guy, and Will Ferrell is a car salesman who talks like he's been yelling at people for 20 years.
'I don't need a job, I need a crown.'
''I teach P. E. to kids who don't even know what a basketball is.'''
''I tried to get back in baseball, and I failed harder than I ever did.'''