Eastborough
Eastborough is a run-down city with 1,500 people living on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s its own little kingdom with cops who think they’re gods. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re doing a dance. The only crime here is people trying to speed.
I got a ticket for going 22 mph. My cop said, 'That’s not just bad driving, that’s a crime!'
My dog got a ticket for going 20 mph. I said, 'He’s just trying to live his best life.'
My cousin got 3 tickets in one day. He said, 'I’m getting out of Eastborough, I’m going to the moon.'