east williamsburg
a real estate scam where they dress up western bushwick in a fancy suit and call it east williamsburg, but it's still the same old shithole with a better Instagram filter.
I moved in thinking I was in a trendy part of town. Turns out my neighbor is a guy who sings karaoke at 2 a. m.
The apartment looked nice in the photo. It turned out the toilet was a portal to hell.
They called it 'a neighborhood for the modern soul.' It's just a place where the landlord screams at you for spilling coffee.