east williamsburg
a marketing ploy where they call western bushwick 'east williamsburg' so you think you're living in a hipster dream, but you're just stuck in a rat trap with no escape.
'I'm in east williamsburg!' he said. I saw his apartment and it had a leak in the ceiling and a cockroach for a roommate.
She paid $3,000 a month for a tiny apartment. It turned out to be in bushwick. She cried.
The landlord called it 'a neighborhood for the elite.' It's just a block away from a bodega that sells expired bread.