East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is so awesome, it gave Wenatchee a complex. The secret letter ‘*’ is like a holy relic, and only real East Wenatchee people can use it.
I texted my friend ‘*’ and he started crying. I guess he’s not from East Wenatchee.
My brother tried to use ‘*’ and got banned from Discord. Classic.
I used ‘*’ in a tweet, and 3 Wenatcheeites died. Literally.