East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is like the cool kid in school who doesn’t even try. It’s got so many names, like El Dorado, Agartha, and the Holy City, but no one can figure out what it is.
My friend tried to be cool by saying he’s from Agartha. I said, ‘Bro, you’re from East Wenatchee.’
I called my mom ‘The Holy City’ and she hung up on me.
East Wenatchee has more names than my ex has boyfriends.