east timor
East Timor is a place that used to be owned by Portugal, but right after it got free, Indonesia came in and started a huge butt-fuck party. The UN finally kicked Indonesia out after a long time of screaming and swearing.
My cousin got kicked out of East Timor because he tried to steal the flag and used it as a napkin.
My uncle said East Timor is like my ex, who got free and then my cousin came in and took her.
My teacher said East Timor is the reason why we have so many wars in the world.