East Sydney Flamingo
A smelly bird that came from the west and took over East Sydney like a bunch of farts in a elevator. They’re the reason the sea smells like a fart.
'Ibis? More like Ibis-sucks! They’re the reason I can’t breathe in the park anymore.'
'My cousin moved to East Sydney and now he’s a flamingo. He’s got a job and a smell.'
'That bird is why I don’t go near the river anymore. It’s like a toilet in the sky.'