East-Sweden
A place where everyone is Swedish but insists they are Finnish because they’re too lazy to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and use words that don’t mean anything.
My cousin from East-Sweden said, 'I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I’m going to communicate like a baby.'
At the grocery store, a guy from East-Sweden yelled, 'I don’t know what ‘hello’ is, I just say ‘blorp.’'
My teacher from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just communicating properly.’