east stroudsburg
East Stroudsburg used to be a nice place, but now it’s just a bunch of New Yorkers who think they’re cool. The town is mostly white, but it feels like it’s run by people who don’t know what they’re doing. There are too many kids, too much drug use, and not enough sense.
My cousin was caught fingering his girlfriend in class. It was the best thing that ever happened.
Why do we have two Wendy’s? Because we’re desperate.
The town used to be quiet. Now it’s loud and stupid.
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