east stroudsburg
East Stroudsburg North is where all the New York trash moves to. It’s got two schools that hate each other, but neither one can play sports worth a damn. Everyone here thinks they’re from the Bronx or Queens, even if they’re not. The teachers swear at each other like they’re in a rap battle, and the kids are either wasted or failing tests.
My teacher yells ‘BITCHES’ at the Sarah Street Grill every day. It’s a miracle the place isn’t on fire.
South High does steroids, North High just does stupid.
Why do we have two McDonald’s? We have more fast food than sense.