East Stroudsburg North
A brand new school that’s not even close to East Stroudsburg, but they still think they’re fancy. It’s full of kids who think they're better than everyone else just because they're from NYC or NJ. They’re bad at football, but the girls basketball team is okay because they got a bunch of tough black girls from the city. They still think they're rivals with East Stroudsburg South, even though they’ve never beaten them in their lives.
"Why are we even here?" - Alex, during gym class
North tried to beat South, and it was like watching a baby try to wrestle a bear.
The girls basketball team is the only thing that isn’t completely embarrassing.