East Sparks Sunburn
A situation where your butt or private parts get burned by a toy that decides it’s time to die while you’re having fun.
I was having a good time and my toy said 'see you later' and exploded in my butt.
My toy had a breakdown and started burning my insides like it was a bad date.
The battery inside my toy went out with a bang and now my butt is on fire.