East Rutherford
East Rutherford is where the rich live on one side of the road and the rest of us live in tiny houses that feel like they’re about to fall apart on the other side.
My neighbor says the houses in East Rutherford are like old people who can’t stand up straight.
I saw a house fall apart and it looked like it was crying.
My uncle lives in East Rutherford and says his house is like a broken toy.