East Rutherford
East Rutherford is a town that smells like old pizza, has a stadium where Hoffa might be buried, and is still trying to escape being called Boiling Springs.
I think Hoffa is still yelling under the stadium.
My friend says the stadium is haunted by Hoffa and his old enemies.
My dad said East Rutherford would rather be called Boiling Springs than deal with the stadium.