east palatka
It’s not as bad as Palatka, but it’s still a place where you wear long sleeves like it’s a religion and the bugs are so loud, they have their own church.
My brother moved to East Palatka and now he’s got a bug beard and a side hustle as a bug preacher.
I tried to date someone from East Palatka, but the mosquitoes ruined the vibe.
East Palatka is where the bugs are so big, they have their own traffic jams.