East North
A small town in Pennsylvania that exploded because everyone from New York and New Jersey moved in and thought they were kings. Half the white kids think they’re black, teachers sleep with each other, and the cheerleaders look like they were picked from the trash can.
My friend moved from East North and now thinks he’s a king.
East North is so bad, the cheerleaders wear pajamas to games.
I went to a party in East North and the teachers were there too.