"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better insults than your whole vocabulary!", Text from your friend who still uses the word 'whatevers.'

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I could beat you in a dance-off and still win!", DM from your gym teacher who still thinks he’s a DJ.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better days than your whole year!", Tweet from a guy who still thinks he’s a king.